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I have never seen Turtley's "weenie", and i think i am grateful for that! But if it ever does pop out, i'm glad i'll know what it is because if i didn't that would seriously freak me out. I can just see the folks at the animal hospital laughing at me

OMG i couldnt believe it wow....thanks for sharing...ive wondered what it looked like.

*after her dramatic scene, Yertle picks herself off the ground and sees the pics again, and dies once more.* (Jeez, I think I've gone cat! You know, like how cats have nine lives...)

Yertle, you're a drama queen! lol!

Tertule Letterman's Top 10 List on the Turtle Penis Picture

10. If you experience an erection lasting more than 4 hours, seek medical attention.

9. What planet is that thing from?

8. She always says, "You've got to be kidding me."

7. Are you happy to see me, or is that the guppy you ate yesterday?

6. Tail? More like a sheath for his sword.

5. What do you feed it?

4. Watch where you're swinging that thing!

3. I'm going to start eating Reptomin pellets.

2. Show off!

1. Yes all the men reading this are jealous.

HA HA! ROFL!! Good ones!

Hey! Yertle! Are you old enough to be in this thread??

Did anyone catch the Jay Leno show tonight? One of his guests brought back pics from a trip to the Galapagos Islands and she showed a pic of a giant tortoise mating with a boulder! ha ha!! They even zoomed in on the big guy's... thingy! She said it was making groaning sounds every now and then. It let out one last long loud groan and then walked away. These guys must really have poor eyesight! Either that or they are really...er...eager.

THe sad thing is he is old enough to be on the site.lol

Sorry I was in a bunch of pain earlier I don't know what I was writing...lol Thank god for meds.

iac637 wrote:THe sad this is her is old enough to be on the site.lol

huh?

Never knew pain could make me so mixed up... Well I will know better next time then get on the computer while in pain I just sounded like an idiot.

Ha ha! So was it the pain that garbled your thoughts or was it the meds? Meds can be great for that kind of thing.

I'm so sorry you've had the pain. Hope you feel better soon.

um, ya, i'm sorry too. I wasn't laughing at the pain part. It was what you wrote that was funny. I can also relate to meds messing up my thoughts (see my post asking Steve for a link to the main site from the Forum header...it's already there and I didn't even notice! I'm such a doof! :S).

You doof! Dont even talk about me on pain meds... they barely work anymore so I rarely feel messed up... if you look at some of my old posts... im really out there.