"Salutations! My name is Serra. Let me introduce you to th subtle pleasures of fine dining
"A real lady waits for all the other guests to start first."
"A real lady NEVER uses her hands to eat."
"A real lady takes small bites."
"A real lady never flutters at her food."
"A real lady never leans over her food."
Serra will now show us some of the proper way of dining on kale.
"The only way of eating kale is eating it upside down. For some of you who are not as cultured may wish to eat sideways."
and thank you for tuning in to " A Lesson in Table Manners."
That was great! We should see more episodes!
