Here we see the ferocious HOMICIDAL TURTLE... We don't wanna get too close here, mate.
Ain’t she a beauty? Now, what I’m gonna do, is dangle a piece of lettuce and see if she bites. Watch her as she comes in for the KILL... CRIKEY!
DID YOU SEE THAT! HER FEARSOME JAWS! She RIPPED a whole chunk outta this here lettuce.
Ohh watch ‘er closely, now....As you see here,mates, a HOMICIDAL TURTLE floats near the surface, watching for any unfortunate lettuce that strays too near. Then WHAM! She leaps 2 metres outta the water, GRASPS the lettuce with her strong jaws, and RAKES the lettuce with her claws.
CRIKEY! I’m sure glad I ain't that lettuce!
Now with a full belly, she hauls herself up shore, streches her neck out, and basks.
Then, after she finishes digesting her meal, she waits for her next kill...
Come back next week for some more......HOMICIDAL TURTLES!...







