*Note, opinions and views expressed in the following are entirely of my turtle.**
*POOF*
"Tada!"
"Surprised? Well of course you were. Everybody I meet is intimidated by my sheer greatness!"
"Well, I am Roca del Rio, formerly known as "Serra"! I have been disguising my self as a female to fool you into a false sense of security!
Anyway, I'm here to give you a tour of my beautiful palace!"
"follow me!"
"Here you can see my bed, with my balcony for tanning myself."
"and here's the full view!"
"Well I'm done."
"Yes, that's all."
"Well what were you expecting? a TV?"
Cheers,
Roca del Rio
and Kevin










