I can see why you are having a tough time naming your turtles. Having a bad name might mean he'd endure ruthless teasing from the other turt.

For me, I named one turtle after her personality- Spazz. I named her with love- she is adorable being so hyper. She is very alert. So the name stuck.
For my other turtle, someone I know is moving to Hawaii and said that Honu is the Hawaiian word for turtle. I liked that so I have a turtle named Turtle. My friend has a nickname for Honu-- H.F.T. which stands for Hawaiian for Turtle.
People tried to get me to name my turts Cuff and Link after Rocky movie. I didn't go for that.
Oh by the way, I don't know the genders of my turtles. I have intuition that Spazz is a girl and Honu is a boy. I'll probably be wrong about that, lol.
Anyway, didn't mean to ramble on. I love talking turtles.