a gopher turtle. this thing was HUGE. ill have pics of it up later. so heres the story.
i do realestate surveying(go out find the corners of the property dig them up and shoot lasers). so we pull up to the site and i go about my business ge teh shove and the metal detector. i wander over get the first corner taken care of and walk ove to the second corner and all i see is a little eye ball staring up at me. scared the crap out of me to begin with so i call my boss over he tells me its just a opher turtle and to be careful but move him(he was directly over the corner) so i get him out of his spot and set him next to it. im thinking DAMN this thing is HUGE. we take a pic of it by my hand, then i think about it and not everyone knows how big my had is so i put a dollar bill on his shell and we take a pic of him again. heres where it gets stupid.
my boss wants him to move a little bit(we were recording at this point) so he tells me to poke him i say OK....and now the turtle literally does a back flip to try to take my hand off. i jump back like OH [----] and we start laughing.....luckily i didnt turn into turtle food. ill have the pics and the video up soon.



