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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 8:49 pm **Has anyone seen this?**

Original URL: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bos/284116057.html

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Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 9:04 pm

Wow....are they serious?

I'm speechless... :shock:

Maybe we should tell that person about sheba (kristen AKA industrialgirl2000) turtle :lol:

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:04 pm

LOL!! I think they might be serious
They should set up a dating web where turtles can meet each other! LOL

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:27 pm

oh lol, a friend of mine sent me that last month! i thought i posted it but guess not. silly me =Þ

Posted: Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:35 pm

hmmm, Can turtles get STD's? Is there such thing as "protected sex" for turtles? hmmm....

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:07 am

The part about the long sexy claws cracked me up!

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:22 am

the part that said long sexy claws made me laugh a lot.
are thry seriouse?
what does averyone else think about a turte dating forum lol.
o.j

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:38 am

I have no idea if the person who posted that is serious. She should just find a sexy rock for the little guy, then she wouldn't have to worry about the "baby momma drama"! Lol what if there was a dating service for turts and it had pictures of all different sorts of rocks?!

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:45 am

DARN! I couldn't pull it up. Craigslist is blocked here at work (got the magic screen of death when I clicked on the link)....! Can anyone post what it said????

Kurious Kristin

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:46 am

Here you go:

My Turtle Needs A Booty Call

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Date: 2007-02-24, 7:04PM EST

I have a very special red-eared slider who recently "became a man," as they say. He deserves everything his little heart desires so I'm kind of hoping someone out there has a female turtle that . . . you know, needs a little something extra. She would be one lucky turtle because my turtle is very cute with huge, sexy claws. And he is also the John Holmes of turtles.

That being said, my turtle doesn't need any baby momma drama and since he's pretty young in turtle years, I doubt he's ready to commit to anything exclusive or long-term. So I guess we're kind of talking about casual sex here but I promise that my turtle could give your turtle more respect and pleasure than the average "special friend." If you think that your female turtle may be interested, please contact me. And if you have any pictures, I can show them to my turtle and see his reaction.

Thanks!

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 8:48 am

ROTFLMAO!!!!

THAT is awesome. LOL!!!! I wonder what kind of responses the person got????

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 6:37 pm

That made my day. I laughed so hard i almost feel off my bed. hehehhehe. Someones turtle pimping.

Posted: Tue May 01, 2007 7:18 pm

Hahahah, well Hercules and Karlyn did have an internet wedding on this forum....

That is pretty hilarious, someone should contact that guy and get him to join Turtle Talk!

Posted: Mon May 14, 2007 2:00 am

lol that made for a good laugh

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